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JACK SHYT
THE JACK SHYT SONG by J. Gatsby 2025 JACK WITH A CHOIR OR BACK UP - WOMEN SINGERS
(JACK, singing casually all the while)
JACK - See, I’ve been in film after film - show after show and scam after scam.
It’s just who I am.
I’ve been on top and below - I’ve been inside and hellooo …
It doesn’t matter – cause one thing I know … I never do Jack Shyt.
BACK UP - He never does Jack
JACK - I never do it
BACK UP - He never does shit
JACK - I never have a fit or spit out pits and I’ll never tell you that I quit,
BACK UP - Cause he don’t get started to begin with
JACK - No, I’ll never commit
BACK UP - No matter who he’s with
He never does shit
He never does Jack
JACK - Not even with Jill
BACK UP - We know it for a FACT – He doesn’t do Jack Shyt
He doesn’t do Jack!
JACK - I don’t do Jack! I don’t do Jack! I don’t do Jack!
CHOIR - It’s true,
JACK - It’s Mr. Shyt to you
CHOIR - That’s Shyt with a Y, cause reach for the SKY
JACK - And that’s why I’m Jack Shyt –
Cause I’m reaching while I lie ……..
(to the dancers carrying him)
You girls are all gorgeous.
I could please you all night – by not coming over.
CHOIR - Just bringing all the shit to light.
He never does Jack
JACK - I never do it
CHOIR - He never does shit
JACK - I never have a fit or spit pits or
show up to work to tell you that I quit,
CHOIR - Cause he don’t start to begin with …………….
JACK - No, I never will commit
CHOIR - No he never will commit!
JACK - No, I never will commit!
CHOIR -No matter who he’s with – with - with
He never does shit – not a bit – holds it in
He never does Jack – that’s a fact – it’s a facto
And when it’s time to go this Jack Shyt Guy he blows!
He doesn’t do Jack
He doesn’t do Jill
We know it’s a FACT – He doesn't do it
He doesn’t do Jack Shyt
JACK - Jack Shyt on this Hill with Jill!
CHOIR - He doesn’t do Jack!
He doesn't do Jill
He doesn’t do Jack!
He doesn't do Jill
He doesn’t do Jack
JACK - It’s a fact
It’s a fact
EVERYONE - He doesn’t do JACK
Words & Music by J. Gatsby
LEARN THIS SONG - PERFORM IT AT YOUR NEXT EVENT!
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FAQ
What is The Jack Shyt Show?
It's an animated series featuring Jack Shyt, our grouchy detective hero.
Where can I watch it?
You can watch it on Big Bear TV via the Big Bear app on Roku and Firestick.
Is it suitable for kids?
The show is uncensored and may not be suitable for children due to its humor and themes.
When does it air?
The Jack Shyt Show airs weeknights only on Big Bear TV.
Who is Jack Shyt?
Jack Shyt is our animated grouch and detective, known for solving crimes and making rhymes.
What type of content is featured?
Expect hilarious commentary, crime-solving antics, and a unique blend of humor that keeps you laughing.
Contact Jack Shyt Show
Reach out to our animated grouch and detective, Jack Shyt! We love hearing from fans and crime enthusiasts alike.
Inquiries
123-456-7890
Support
thejackshytshow@gmail.com
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